I don’t remember most of what happened this year, and I don’t have the wear-with-all to look through old emails, so here’s a year in review of my passions that I’m making up right now.
January: flannel sheets, secret hand warmers in your pockets nobody knows about, something weird from Trader Joes
February: ketchup packets, mayo packets, wish they made lotion packets tho :(
March: dogs who look like other dogs, making eye contact with a bird and taking it home and putting it under the covers
April: juice, purple, umbrellas
May: wide breezy shorts, flowers in bloom, nightmares
June: syrup
July: ice cream cone, Grandma and Grandpa
August: my dog fell asleep with his tongue out, I don’t believe in bluetooth technology, my new juicy stamp pad :)
September: The Mentalist, Irish Breakfast tea, a big tote bag
October: candles that smell like food, chocolate flavored licorice I found at CVS behind the Tylenol, these socks that go all the way up to your ribs
November: guess what I tried lotion again!
December: reading a book with cocoa or something, to be honest, parodying myself has made me feel sick
Hope 2024 was as memorable for you, and may 2025 be filled with passions that you retain.